God: “be honest”
Me: *starts small*
JUST LIKE ME!
BUT YOURE LONELY!
I WILL CLONE THEE, LITTLE TREE!
Me, only letting Hedy watch Naruto Loony Tunes and Tom n Jerry
Yes you stupid bitch of course because you would
The universe is like a big fun house mirror and the only rule is have fun
Pro tip: you’re gonna run into shit